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These are a few of my favorite things
::numero uno::
snail mail. i rarely utilize the beauty that is the US postal service to contact my lovely amigos. but when i do, i become
overly happy and giddy. i've never had a mailman in my life, but if i did i might have to give him or her a birthday/ yourockmysocks-day
present.
::numero dos::
the backpack. i frequently try to be stylish and carry my schoolgirl books in messenger bags, but my posture quickly becomes
distorted as i am schlepping spanish textbooks, a massive art history textbook, descartes, shakespeare, and milton through
the super filthy streets of new york. therefore, i always go back to my trusty eddie bauer backpack. is that how you spell
bauer? i never met the guy, so I couldn't say.
::numero tres::
five syllables: de-rek-zoo-lan-der. (i know you're counting). i love the man. if he were not a fictional character, i
would marry him. just kidding; i actually detest stupidity, but his stupidity is just too loveable to pass up. and who wouldn't
want model babies... or model idiots.
::numero cuatro::
soy. soy is my lover in disguise. i actually do not have a lover, but if i did, his body would be 70% soy instead of water.
soy is my saviour in my wondrous vegetarian lifestyle. personified, his name is jesus and he comes as tofu, soy milk and other
soy-goodness that comes from these products. what would jesus do, you ask? he would fry some tofu in a pan and eat it!
::numero cinco::
jen. also known as jencita. she is the ultimate queen of amazing-ness. her amazing-ness is insurpassable because she is
my best friend. one summer back a few years ago, she ate raisin stew with me despite its grossness. she is tough. no joke.
don't mess with jen or she'll kick you! ...or tap you lightly because she's does not enjoy violence. violence is bad. because
she does not enjoy violence, she earns extra coolness points.
::numero seis::
libraries. especially the ellenville public library located in the lower catskill region of new york state. this library
is the hottest place in town. no joke. their selection is not so large, but the comfyness and awesomeness of this library
is just... way up there. and then there's bobst. and jefferson market. oh, how i love my libraries. free books to borrow that
i can return/not return and pay late fees = pure bliss.
::numero siete::
farm animals. or all animals. that's animals with a soft A, thank you. farm animals are obese and nice, and therefore
i love them, but they are just a tad smelly. that is why i would like to have a dog. but i am also extremely tempted to have
a pig as a pet. my dad insists that this is a bad idea. hmmmm.
ummm
jen's bonerrific webpage
visit jen's webpage to see where i have been inspired to flourish and express myself as an artist. (ar-teest?)
woooooooo
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